I am going through a very important period of my life for the next little while, and I won't be online much, because I am burning the candle at both ends.
#1 If you have ever considered donating or paying me on substack, but you were waiting for me to get my shit together and produce regularly scheduled longform “movie review psychoanalysis theology autobiography”, essays, or waiting for me to finish the Amazon collected works book, to reward me only when I started delivering, or, you wanted to, but was worried it was over forever and I'd never return, and it would be a waste of money, I say to you now: please consider doing it right now anyways.
#2 If you have never read my blog before, I ask that you give it a chance, browse around or just look at the "greatest hits" section and give it a spin, and then, see #1
#3 If you are familiar, but have not checked it out in a while, or not read literally every single entry, I invite you now to do so, and then, see #1
The next two months are the most important thing I have ever done in my life, and I need every last penny I can get my grubby hands on.
I will barely be online, and while, you know, never say never, I will also not be publishing anything on substack for at least a month, so you will not get a return on your investment in any way shape or form.
Once this is all finished I will be putting out the amazon collected works, it's the next thing on my docket. However there is simply not enough time to do it ahead of time, and I can only do it after to recuperate my losses. When that day comes we can probably call it a preorder or discount or something, but I literally don't even have time to work that out in a meaningful way, and you'd have to fucking just take my word and good character for it.
If you know me it's not difficult to guess, but I also don't want to talk about it, probably forever, unless we are known to each other personally.
Thank you for your attention in this matter. I apologise for the tone. I'm a little stressed, and working very hard.
Regardless of everything, thank you very much for reading, in general. Not this bit, I mean, previously. All the good times we've had. Thank you for reading.
Congratulations and good luck Mr. Report.
Give me a few months...