Dansen om Mette Frederiksen (Machine English Translation)
A friendly call out to the Danish people
To the Danish people!
Where are our anti-war politicians? Do we have a political opposition or do we live in a one-party system?
Lord Mayor Frederiksen says we must murder the Danish youth in order to "protect the right to decide how we live", so that we "don't be dictated to by a dictator about how we should live". Do I have that choice in Denmark? Can I choose to live in a society where children do not rape and murder each other in elementary school? Can I just choose to live in a way where I don't have to read in the newspaper every single week about a new rape and child murder, committed by people who surely have nothing in common and whom the public must never know who are, because we wouldn't want to see a pattern in who it is. One has to ask oneself, what is the purpose of all the news about murders and rapes and pedophilia and gang wars every week, when we are not allowed to know neither what happened nor who is involved.
Well, I am not naive: I understand that we are not a free people, we are a vassal of the American empire. When the emperor says "jump off a bridge all the cool kids are doing it", Lord Mayor Frederiksen says "how high?". But I think, in my humble opinion, that it would suit her - and our political leadership of psychopathic lawyers in general - to show maybe just a little obvious bloodlust at the thought of sending thousands of young Danish teenagers to their deaths, to protect " my right", to live in a society where children rape each other in elementary school. Long live freedom! It would only be polite, in my eyes, not to smirk smugly and dance like some kind of horny vampire when she says that now 18-year-old girls have to join the military.
But now not only critique, but also praise. Constructive criticism famously requires both, and I only want to be constructive.
The state will strengthen the military - an excellent initiative. What recent years have shown is that we must invest in our air and naval defenses to protect ourselves against our American, Ukrainian and British allies, who carry out terrorist actions in Danish waters.
You can say a lot about her majesty, Lord Mayor Frederiksen: You could call her a cynical Hillary-Clinton clone, a clinical psychopath whose only motivation is status and her international political career, that she is primarily driven by a bizarre desire to LARP as “American politician”, with cool speeches on cool "politician-like" stages with podiums and everything, that she works for the American political elite and not the Danish population, that her introduction of the new King was a total scandal and historical humiliation, and that she does not have a drop of human blood in her vampiric body, except what she has stolen from the national hospital under the cover of night. BUT! You can't get around the fact that she's a good politician. You can't take that away from her. 3 years ago she called me a traitor - on dr1, which I pay for - not to jump over myself to take an experimental symptom treatment that is at best totally pointless, so now I am strongly motivated to die for her political career. Let's send Mette to Belgium. Tout de Suite!
To the Danish youth!
We are living in a difficult time, a period of transition - our political system and leaders have gone into “midlife crisis”. The world is ruled by a generation of incompetent buffoons, and they are going demented. Life won't get better until we get through this generational change and the torch is passed on to a new generation. The older generations are completely insane and think they can live forever and will never pass the torch as long as they can hold on to it.
Our leaders are foolish media-obsessed psychopaths with no sense of the world, who antagonize Russia - not even because they believe in their own slogans and are afraid of Putin, or because it is in any way in the Danish people or the Danish state - or any other European countries - interest. But solely because it's a superficially good photoshoot opportunity - to look cool on TV - so that it looks good on their CV. Our nation is run by people who make decisions based on Facebook likes and LinkedIn popularity. There are currently no statesmen, only self-indulgent media-hungry sycophants. And it's not you they're trying to please!
Sign up! as a conscientious objector - the only person you'll be paid to kill when the war comes is yourself - any Russian you take with you is just a bonus. And that is, at best, a bad deal. In a country with such a strong tradition and history of trade unions as ours, the military must simply be able to negotiate a better agreement, where the purpose is at least to reduce other populations, and not the Danish one. But don't be stupid and blind: that's what you get paid for as things stand today.
Be a good neighbor and friend. In times like these, good friends are the most important thing in the world. Be a better friend to your friends than our Prime Minister is. The big bad Russians are not on your side - but neither is the Danish state. You don't have a side in this conflict because neither side is on your side. All you have is yourself and your friends.
I hope you survive this somewhat unpleasant period until the generational shift. Which is more than our Honorable Lord Mayor can say without crossing her fingers. Why do you think she loves standing behind podiums and giving speeches so much? It's so she can cross her fingers under the table. You are, quite simply, worth more dead than alive to Mette Frederiksen: If she can send 10,000 teenagers to be murdered in a ditch in Russia, it looks really good on her CV.
If democracy is "the right to choose", as the Lord Mayor says, and as she now openly suggests we should send 18-year-old girls to be murdered (and, let's face it, most will probably raped, before, during and after the murder), to protect. Is this why we have introduced rape in public schools? To prepare our girls for their military careers? A form of apprenticeship, aha, yes. SO! Sign up as a conscientious objector today - It's your only choice! Demand an alternative, demand an opposition, demand a choice. The choice you have today is between sending 5000 or 10000 virgins to be ritually sacrificed to the volcano god Frerediksen. Claim an option called Zero. Stop political activity and withdraw your mandate. It is your only choice - For the sake of democracy!
To the political class,
I say, find a shred of love, humanity or reason in your cold dark reptilian hearts and withdraw from all ministerial positions, shut down all parties, and pull 20 random names out of a hat from the population register and let them overlook a transition period to a functioning democracy.
To the King,
I am begging on my weeping knees: overthrow the government, stop this madness. The people are with you, Your Highness.
To the Crown Prince,
I would only like to humbly suggest that You become to body-building what the King is to marathons. You have amazing potential to become a gigantic muscle king.
Thank you for your attention.
PS. The Russians are not coming. What is happening right now is the same as in 2020, with covid: rumor mills and chinese whispers turns “a feather into ten chickens”, with nuclear weapons, and a German article that no one has read that was written to justify some beurocratic transfer of tax money , has our ridiculously inept leaders all over Europe pissing their pants and trying to trump each other in who can be the biggest bellicose idiot. They live in an insane fantasy world and the only risk of war is if they are so insane that they declare war on Russia themselves, because they believe their own bullshit. Which is a serious risk! Looking at you, Macron.
Now this is posting!
Thats right, strong words and anger are needed in ugly times, when children are being killed and demoralized it is no longer noble to be soft spoken and "civilised".