Food and Time

and sex

I don't want to waste your time. That's my one major limiting factor, because I also realise from my own use of the Internet that the major thing you, the reader, want from Internet content is something to waste your time for a little while. So it appears we are at an impasse. 

I think time and food are the only inherently valuable things. If I could offer you a snack I'd be happy to talk your ear off about nothing. 

The key to Internet Success is stability, a stable timely output of “content”. If you make a weekly podcast and never miss a week, you can't not make money. People just want something to fill the time. 

Kanye was right when he said celibacy is a choice. If you aren’t having sex, the question you should ask isn't "how can I get a girlfriend" but "why have I chosen this". I think on a social level we need someone to articulate a general answer to this. Most people don't have the resources to conduct that operation individually. I'm working on it. 

Psychoanalytical insight and “self-knowledge” is only valuable insofar as it produces tangible physical results. Food and time. 

I always want to have a big idea to leave you with, as a small token in return for the time of yours that I'm wasting. I believe that I have a lot of neat ideas, but once I'm too conscious of it, I realise that to make up for the colossal price you're paying, it has to be a really, really, really neat idea. And it would still fall short. So I lose faith in my ability to make it right. 

I like twitter and 4chan because I feel like implicitly, in that format, your time comes pre-wasted. There's nothing to make up for, anything I say is pure profit on your end. 

Every time you see a certain glint in the eye of a woman and then immediately think "oh not its not sexual I'm just weirdo projecting something weird onto her because I’m a weird horny freak", you're wrong, she likes you, everyone is super horny all the time. Go for it. Stop wasting Food.