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Jul 5, 2021Liked by Egg Report

you should try write something completely meaningless, trashy, and divorced from your “unique perspective”. A fantasy. A fucking Anne Rice vampire novel.

you have to come at these things sideways. “Kidding on the square”

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Jul 5, 2021Liked by Egg Report

So should I.

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well that's easy then that's what I already do

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you make a good point though maybe my guide on how to become religious should be told in the frame of a teenage vampire romance

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Jul 5, 2021Liked by Egg Report

the problem with day-in-the-life confessional is that you’re just playing puppets with byron and kerouac’s bones

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people always accuse me of having read all sorts of things and being inspired by this and that but the truth is I haven't read fiction in 10 years

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Jul 5, 2021Liked by Egg Report

it’s not that you’re stealing it’s that you’re digging land that’s already strip-mined

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Jul 7, 2021Liked by Egg Report

God isn’t a confessional poet; He’s a storyteller

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Jul 5, 2021Liked by Egg Report

Finished the Quixote?

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Jul 9, 2021Liked by Egg Report

> It makes me feel very alienated.

All according to plan 😎

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this is where i apologize for screaming at you in a manic state, and also say that i was right about what i said. you are making my life, personally, much better. the writing you are doing is good, it is hitting good spots, it has good vitality to it. [gif a monkey clapping while another monkey hits itself over the head with a log]

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dont worry about it, no need for headlogging about it, I don't mind

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