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"you know what they say abut self-assessment. it makes an ass out of, me"

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this is now my tweet methadone thread:

"maybe the real pussy you needed to "get", was, yourself all alonge....."

"Your honor in my defence I thought America was a fictional country and that I was merely writing a review of a movie "

"the irony of going from twetta to long form blog writing as my only outlet after being ban for saying something mean, is that now I can only express what I sincerely mean

a man must have a place where he can lie for fun"

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Randy are you actually reading the whole book and notating because if you are i will drive through american hell to Barnes and Noble's and get a Physical book

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randy i want notes, i want page numbers randy

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chapter 2 page 16, DQ is explaining to an innkeeper that he doesnt need a fancy bedroom

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Jun 2, 2021Liked by Egg Report

when you're a schizophrenic they let you steal room and board and grant nobility to their women of the night, it's true folks

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rt

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Jun 1, 2021Liked by Egg Report

you know what's a funny little thing, how cervantes makes you look down on don quixote in as many ways as you possible can, and then forces you to see yourself in him, and how you are cursed to don whatever broken shield and borrowed lance, faded from generations of disuse, and confront the nonsense of the world with whatever parsed together word-monkey faith you have forged. that's a good bit.

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yeah it's funny how he goes out of his way to deliberately remind the reader at every moment that don Q is a fucked up guy who's nuts

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Jun 2, 2021Liked by Egg Report

saving bits from randy who saved a bit from reddit and now werther saves the bit and now randy sees the bit again, man i wish we could just Burn The Books

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Jun 2, 2021Liked by Egg Report

don Q is a fucked up guy who's nuts but he also Rocks your Cock right to the Core of your Crown Chakra because of Christlike Nobility

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Jun 2, 2021Liked by Egg Report

https://twitter.com/CavedIsolation/status/1400100260928704514?s=20

hey check this Shit out man

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I literally read your feed every day my man

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Jun 2, 2021Liked by Egg Report

nice

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