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earlier today I was playing piano and I sang tom wait's "down there by the train", and slowly and gradually began bawling my eyes out, just crying from all the way down in my gut where you lose control of your breath and make weird noises and stuff, and really just, cried really hard. it was very cathartic and a release from much of the various discomforts I've been dealing with this last week, and I feel like a million dollars now. get it. I *feel like a million dollars*. I *feel like*. Give me a million dollars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxIG2msJ7ow

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the deaf mute beggar story is a banger btw, it was really fucking funny and also wow hes literally me. anyway id buy a book of fairytales

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Thanks for setting this up, Randy. I’d be interested in reading/buying any book you put out.

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Jun 11, 2021Liked by Egg Report

Good thing I don't have any money otherwise I'd feel guilty for not donating.

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Realised I mixed up currencies in one part here. make that "if 200 guys pay 5 bucks a head", that's my full budget covered. 1/5th of what I said originally. I don't really think in usd, and [local currency] is about 1/5th of a dollar

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