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Is this a transcript of a conversation with 45 yo man after drinking four beers?

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This is your best work

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Jul 9, 2022Liked by Egg Report

Reading this over and over till I stop chasing dancing shadows of elves. Also I would read the serial not-killer book

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Aug 26, 2022Liked by Egg Report

write that book

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Book sounds good… much like a modern Underground Man. Wonder what the analogue of the woman rejecting him out of natural virtue would be, like Liza does to the narrator in the original.

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My name is Andy from Leg Report and I talk to w*men

one day i'll talk to a g*rl on the street randy i'm going to chat her up and ask her if she wants to exchange numbers or go out sometime or whatever and i will get rejected rand. It will be a glorious

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May 9, 2023Liked by Egg Report

I too left a girl who loved me above everything else to chase dancing shadows of elves.

Boy do I regret that every waking second of my life.

Oh well, I'm sure I can find someone like that again.

After all, I'm just a 31yo kid.

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