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🦁 πŸ€– πŸ€–'s avatar

The moral of this story is that I should have ignored every word out of her mouth and just fucked her.

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Egg Report's avatar

im confused but yes and no

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🦁 πŸ€– πŸ€–'s avatar

op was insufficiently metaphorical sorry

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Destouches's avatar

One of your best. Thank you.

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John's avatar

Two and Three were beautiful

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Drew's avatar

Am I correct in guessing you listened to a lot of Loveline as a kid?

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Egg Report's avatar

nope, sorry

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Kitty Gumbo/Feline Bisque's avatar

I think this is your best article

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