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The moral of this story is that I should have ignored every word out of her mouth and just fucked her.

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im confused but yes and no

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op was insufficiently metaphorical sorry

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One of your best. Thank you.

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Two and Three were beautiful

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Am I correct in guessing you listened to a lot of Loveline as a kid?

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nope, sorry

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I think this is your best article

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